What is the definition of Permits Medical Research?

Permits medical research is like saying, "The doctor says I can undergo a full-body MRI without any medical intervention." It's as if someone asked, "Can we just let our pet hamster do its own MRI without any vet check?" That's a bit more unsettling, but hey, it gets the point across - it gives researchers permission to peek into bodies without the usual medical safeguards, which could lead to some seriously weird discoveries... or worse, unforeseen side effects for our furry friends.

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Example sentence: "The pharmaceutical company claimed to have granted permits for medical research on lab rats, but when we found out they were actually testing new 'gamification' techniques, we were more worried about the rats' social lives than their health."